Why Can't Calli Smile?

Author: BDD

Date: February 20, 2003

by BDD
2-20-03
Calli, I love you so much. You may have every worldy possession I own, and I've already filled out some papers making me your slave for the rest of eternity!
Calli, good news. I just butchered every single person on earth that you wanted dead.
Why can't Calli smile?
Calli, me and Dad are getting a little tired of ruling all creation. Want to take over for a while?