The Adventures of Literal Lou

Author: BDD

Date: February 24, 2003

by BDD
2-24-03
Lou, Lou, you're doing awful today! You've thrown four home run pitches this inning! Hit the showers, kid.
Yes sir...*sniff*
BANG! BANG! (metal hitting metal...) BANG! Gshhh...WOOSH! (water gushing out)
LOU!!!!
Just doing what you told me, sir...