Weathertop (because I can't think of a good parody name)

Author: BDD

Date: February 24, 2003

by BDD
2-24-03
This is Weathertop, an ancient watch tower from a kingdom long past. We can spend the night here.
Ooh, I wonder if he's willing to share his sleeping bag...
Hello Mr. Spencer, we're making bacon! We saved some for you.
Put that out, put that OUT!!!
Of course, we could always use the nancin' boy over there to put it out. Now there's a great idea. Damn, I can't believe how much I rule.