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by BILLYofDAhilPPL
5-19-03
So then I was all like, 'Dude, why are you firing me?'
Why is this guy talking to a pumpkin?
I mean, can you believe the nerve of that guy!
And now I'm all like, 'Stop talking to a freaking pumpkin!'
Well I gotta go Jim. See you around.
The hell!? My name is NOT Jim. I am...I am...well I actually don't have a name. Damn the creator of this comic!

 

by BILLYofDAhilPPL
5-19-03
After Billy has destroyed his racist and omniscient computer.
Who are you?
My name is Steve.
How'd you get in my room?
I used a key.
And why are you here?
I'm your new roomate! I decided I needed to go back to college to learn something 'cause I've been fired on the first day of all 20 jobs I've had.

 

by BILLYofDAhilPPL
5-19-03
I'm telling you that guy Steve is a psycho.
Why would you say that? I mean besides the fact that he's a complete moron.
He held an actually conversation with me! A pumpkin. I mean c'mon, who talks to a pumpkin!?
If you don't mind I'm going to shoot myself.
Was it something I said?

 

by BILLYofDAhilPPL
5-20-03
Steve! I'm going to a bar. You can't come.
Why not?
'Cause you're a disgrace to all human kind.
What's a human? Is it an animal?

 

by BILLYofDAhilPPL
5-20-03
And now a special announcement
Hi. I am the creator of this comic and I will use this picture to represent me.
In order for a comic to be fair to everyone it needs 3 things. A white guy, a black guy, and someone in a wheelchair. So without futher delay...
Just because I have a cane doesn't mean I'm not in a wheelchair.
'Sup dawg?

 

by BILLYofDAhilPPL
5-20-03
At the bar.
Dude, this bar totally blows.
Yup.
There is nothing in this whole world that could make it worse.
Sure there is.
I shouldn't have opened my mouth.
Hi Billy. What is up?

 

by BILLYofDAhilPPL
5-20-03
What the hell are you doing here?
Um...
Didn't I tell you not to follow me?
Yeah and I told myself I wouldn't under any circumstances.
Then why the crap are you here!
There's an evil rabbit under my bed. It tried to eat me. It made me pee my pants.

 

by BILLYofDAhilPPL
5-20-03
A few days later.
Look Steve. I got a new computer. It's better than the other one.
Cool. What color is it?
What are you blind? It's black. Except for the keyboard here.
Oh. Okay. I still can't tell that it's black. In fact, I can't see it!
Steve, you're a friggin' moron.
But it's off the panel! I can't see past the comic panel! The black line is too thick!

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