BMJ vs. Butch, thanks to that dumb bastard Sherman

Author: BMJ

Date: June 13, 2004

by BMJ
6-13-04
Ding Dong
BMJ- Holy shit...I'm screwed. I'm also petrified, contrary to the almost bored look on my face.
Butch- I'm going to eat your pancreas on a Ritz cracker.
BMJ- Methinks I need a disguise...
Who the...Wait, where the hell's my knife?! And where did this tie come from?
Someone who definitely isn't BMJ- Wanna pet my kitty? What's that you say, Snookums? You don't want this large young man to kill BMJ and/or cause him immense physical discomfort?