All comics by BadAlex

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by BadAlex
4-05-03
Hi there, welcome to Bad Alex's comics! I'm Jeff
And I'm Steven
...
...
We're kind of like "undergrads"...except...you know...funny...and original..

 

by BadAlex
4-05-03
AHH! I GOT A NIAL THROUGH MY FOOT!
Well, then lets go to the hospital.
Yeah, yeah, just a minute, I have to post this on the boards.
How do you spell "nail"?
I'm leaving you here to die.

 

by BadAlex
4-10-03
uh....yeah............NEXT

 

by BadAlex
4-10-03
Choke me
no.
Choke me
...no!
In memory, chockey the cicken 1996-2003
Choke me
ehhhhh.......

 

by BadAlex
4-11-03
I starred in the first animatrix short
GET AWAY!!!
hahahahahahahahah!

 

by BadAlex
4-11-03
I'm wearing a thong.
GET AWAY!

 

by BadAlex
4-15-03
cool.
Hey John, did you hear? robert is rooming with the Hannah's on the feild trip!
Don't all roomies have to shear beds?
Well...yeah....Why do you.......oh.....
Don't cry again....
*sniff* I'll be in my ROOM!

 

by BadAlex
4-15-03
John, do you know where my.....What the hell are you doing?
I'm going to a Super Mario convention.......wanna come?
MINE EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!
I'll take that as a no then.
Later...
Alex dosn't know what he's missing!
Do you like guys?

 

by BadAlex
4-16-03
Excuse me young man...do you know where the nearest pet store is?
......Young man?......Young man?
Fucking Dipshit...

 

by BadAlex
4-16-03
Oh God, don't look, here comes Andrew.
HIDE ME!
H-hey Andrew...hows it going?
KILL KILL KILL
AH!! YOU SON OF A BITCH!! ! YOU STABBED ME!
Death becomes me.

 

by BadAlex
4-16-03
Yeah......
So.....
AHH! AH! AH! DEAR CHRIST! I'M ON FIRE! HELP MEEEEEEEEE-ACK!
.......Can dogs swim backwards?

 

by BadAlex
4-16-03
"I'm licking you up and down baby". "oh yeah".
Do I wanna meet? Sure! "@ spooner st."
later...
"SexBabe69"!?!
"SinStudly11"?!?!

 

by BadAlex
4-20-03
Whats up mah niggarette? Yeah, I be da bomb
Yeah, I be da worst ghetto nigga this side o dah east. duh big guns, be-atch! word biz to the natcha para-panizzle up in dis fo shizzle
Help me!!!
Boy, what the FUCK are you doing?
Oh uh...hi.......heh heh...........DON'T CUT ME!

 

by BadAlex
4-21-03
Playing Postal 2 is weird.
Weird like that uncle who touches you and makes you call him "Bubby" while he spanks you with a heated strip of rubber?
What the hell you talking aobut?
Eh.......nothing.....

 

by BadAlex
4-24-03
John?! Is that you? Why are you dressed like that??
Yes, I'm trying not to get S.A.R.S
Does it protect you agains bullets?
Why, I don't think so.

 

by BadAlex
4-26-03
I just e-malled someone.
Don't you mean e-mailed?
yeah, that, I served, then the ball bounced back and fourh, I won in the end. It was a hard match.
No, no, no, thats Tennis.
...........No, I'm pretty sure that was E-malling.
You don't even own a computer.

 

by BadAlex
4-28-03
HEY!! IT MEEE! KYLE! I LOVE THE COCK!!
What the hell are you.
I LOVE TO GET SEMEN SPURTED IN MY FACE!
Die? Die.
EEE! I JUST PEED
Where's my gun?

 

by BadAlex
4-28-03
...Maybe?
Now class, tonights science homework is......MR.DEVON! Is that a note?! Read it aloud to the class.
*Sigh* Okay, here goes....: Dear lover...
I want you hot tight wet pussy all over my quivering penis. I want to be inside of your pussy forever.I'd want your lucious tittes anyday. I'd eat you like a starved iraqi child. Love, your fuckbuddy.
........Please sit down Mr.Devon

 

by BadAlex
4-28-03
you read it infront of the class?
Yeah, I was mortified. Oh, here comes my bus to work.
Where do you work anyways?
A fine establishment, I'm a software engineer and I make lots and lots of money, and you can't have it.
Welcome to ShaftBurger, how may I help you?
YOU SON OF A BITCH!

 

by BadAlex
4-29-03
Why is our house flooded?
Its not flooded.....its just.............the morning dew...
I'm going to stab you now.
Fair enough.
...So I threw his body in a dumpster.
Were getting a lot of morning dew today...

 

by BadAlex
4-30-03
GODDAMN SONS-OF-BITCHES
?
FUCKING SHITS ON A STICK! DIE YOU SONF OF BITCH! DIE!DIE! DIE!
Playing battlefield 1942?
GODDAMN FUCKING PICE OF SHIT

 

by BadAlex
5-01-03
Fuck, I hate it how kyle only makes his comics about inside school jokes. Annoys the shit out of me.
I know what you mean.
LOL
....Hannah and Matthias
John loves Rebecca.

 

by BadAlex
5-02-03
........Sup Andrew?
Nuttin much.
Please let go of my crotch.
................No.

 

by BadAlex
5-07-03
Oh yes. Its a travesty.
SO THEN! Kyle ditched me AGAIN! I hate people who dicth. Thier not true friends.
Wanna go see X-2?
Sure.
John must have been sick or some thing..............Whats this? Dear Alex, went 2 movies with Kyle then went on criuse to florida. Then wer're going to meet Tony Hawk. P.S. Don't drink the milk.

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