All comics by BadMoFo

 

the wang by BadMoFo 1-15-01
the sting excuse me Mr....could I see your wang? why jes little girl...step this way..	ok Mr...whip it out j00z must ph34r my wang!!!

 

the wang by BadMoFo 1-15-01
the sting excuse me Mr....could I see your wang? why jes little girl...step this way..	ok Mr...whip it out j00z must ph34r my wang!!!	heh....I cant beleive Smack fell for it... heh...but did you have to nail his wang to the back of that bus?

 

enough with the wang jokes by BadMoFo 1-15-01
she sure is opinionated... You and your stupid wang jokes wang do you mean?	.... that's it jerkoff!!! well I sure wanged it now...	some people never learn... so then you lit his wang on fire? oh jesus..not her too....

 

the noobie by BadMoFo 1-15-01
hey when is tribes2 coming out? I am like the biggest fan of that game...and I have m4d l337 skillz yo! llama!!!!	I'm never coming back to this forum again so you see kiddies....dont ask stupid questions!	that's right, we'll asspunch you and then flame you into oblivion. oh and dont forget, we lub jooz!!

 

b4z0rs sux0rs my wang!!! by BadMoFo 1-15-01
your first mistake... base r0x0rs!!! mods are for l00sers!!! is that so......	if I could only fire more then one disc every five minutes... heh....how'd that fell?	.... hey man get the marshmellows..

 

hot kinky robot sex!! by BadMoFo 1-15-01
Honey I'm home!!! there goes the neighborhood	Oh there you are... oh jesus here we go again...	where's the love? look...just go ahead and poke me in the ass already

 

reddragon, my little bitch by BadMoFo 1-25-01
looks like someone has been at it again Mommy!! BadMoFo told me to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! well, dont you think you better do what he says?	reality rears it's ugly head but mommy, one of my nuts finally dropped!! I told you before, you're not a man until they both drop...	finally the truth comes out he said I will be q0wned like a little fagit bitch that I am if I ever show my face on a Ultra server sorry to tell you this...but he's right, oh and he's also your daddy, it all started when he beat the dog over the fence one day...

 

why are some people just plain stupid? by BadMoFo 1-25-01
some lil fagits just never learn!! ultra is for llamas!!! you suck!!! is that really what you think?	mistake number one... yeah you're damn right...a five year old could own your ass!!! hey would you hand me that IX2000 please?	my deepest sympathies to the grieving family... yeah so that's when I anally raped him with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire... oh...my poor little ball-less wonder...he was just too fucking stupid to know any better...

 

red dragons' hot date by BadMoFo 1-25-01
hmm...whats this? a phone ringing? ring ring...ring ring....	looks like a typical night at red dragons house... hey big boy...this is hot fagit anal sex chat line...are you a pitcher or a catcher? hi it's me again....you know red dragon...	aw....dont you feel sorry for the little fagit? look you fucking pervert!!! for the last time YOUR DAD DOES NOT WANT TO HAVE PHONE SEX WITH YOU!!! I just need someone to love me.........wah...

 

it's not slander if it's true... by BadMoFo 1-25-01
OMFG!!! BadMoFo, you are so b4nz0r3d!!! hmmm....I've got an idea...why dont you go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut?	but...you were so mean to reddragon!! oh you mean by saying he is a lil fagit...and has phone sex with his dad, and I banged his mom?	well....I guess it's not slander if it's true.... so tell me lil asian girl...what is under that dress?

 

I know the tribes2 official release date by BadMoFo 1-25-01
I am the might Sierra!!! Van Smack is b4nz0r3d for life!!! yay!!!	Tribes2 has no official realease date!!! yay!	hey did you just? that's it smart ass!! you're b4nz0r3d too!!! there will be no questioning of the mighty Sierra!!!

 

red dragon is loking for love... by BadMoFo 1-25-01
hmm...let's see...12 year old nutless lil fagit seeks large hairy mens for anal rape... what are you doing red dragon?	oh I'm just writing up my personal ad oh..well dont forget to mention the fact that you can fit a peanut butter jar up your ass	thanks BadMoFo...you are the best!!! hey no problem...I'm always willin to help a little fagit ass bitch out in anyway I can....now...I'm just going to back out of this thread...you wont mind if I dont turn my back to you?

 

got nutz? by BadMoFo 1-25-01
*sigh* no one has responded to my add.... whats wrong lil fagit? no one loves you?	well I thought my daddy did...turned out it was a one night stand... well....you know that's what happens when you have no nuts...	do you think I could suck on...I mean borrow some of yours... I'll tell you what....meet me at the doctors office.

 

wanna cyber? by BadMoFo 2-21-01
cyber sex? hotstud: come on baby lets do it!! nastyslut: oooh yeah!!! I'm sooo hot!!!	the fantasy..... hotstud: yeah then I take my wang and.... nastyslut: ooooh yeah!!! stick it to me	the reality nastyslut: come big boy...give it to daddy... hotstud: ....uh...what?

 

hey Martha...go F*c| by BadMoFo 2-21-01
meanwhile in the mail room todays letter come to us from Martha Hengelschwedt from Iowa coty Iowa: she writes, dear lowpass I really enjoy reading the comics made by your users, it's always nice to hear from fans.	but, I too am extremely upset by the use of foul language and violence in the comics, cant you install some kind of word filter? aw shit...not another one of these.	hmmmm....I'll have to check with the management. tell her to go fuck herself, oh and thanks for the patronage...

 

what a lazy bastard! by BadMoFo 2-22-01
	WTF?	That's it!!! I refuse to work with this goddamn rookie!!

 

dont give me any ideas gabe...you frickin whiner by BadMoFo 2-22-01
troubles in paradise he-man? well...I cant beleive I've been reduced to this... whats wrong Gabe?	well...it's just that I so used to good writing... yeah I know what you mean...	hey that's not a bad idea... now it looks like I'm just a pawn in the games that bored talentless scum play.. at least this guy didn't have you screwing the chicken from goats...

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