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by Baka
6-17-01
Larry's Definitions #1
Hey, welcome to Larry's Definitions. Tonight, we'll be looking at the definition of "Meh"
"Meh" is...
Meh.

 

by Baka
6-17-01
I am ass, hear me roar
PPPPPPHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRTTT
Heh...
Nice.

 

by Baka
6-17-01
So, you're the grim reaper? You don't scare me.
...
Sue me.

 

by Baka
6-17-01
Fear me, I am the Reaper. I have come to harvest your soul.
Please?
No.
Damn

 

by Baka
6-17-01
Am I scary?
Are you even listening to me?

 

by Baka
6-17-01
'...hope you are well, love mum.'
...
Who knows? Who cares.
Bitch

 

by Baka
6-17-01
Am I scary?
No.
Am I scary?
No.
Am I scary?
Take a guess, sucker.

 

by Baka
6-17-01
Hey folks, I'm going to hammer a nail into this wall. I hope nothing goes wrong!
R-R-R-RING!!!!!
...
R-R-RING!!!!!
Bugger.

 

by Baka
6-17-01
Larry's Definitions #2
Tonight's definition: Pants.
Larry's Definitions #2
Um.
Larry's Definitions #2
Life is Pants.

 

by Baka
6-17-01
Larry's Definitions #3
Definition 3: Lame.
I r lame.
Inspired by #ffonline on a slow night...
a/s/l r u cyber plz?

 

by Baka
6-17-01
I am Cloud! /me casts Ultima on you!
Cloud was kicked by a non-lame person ("You are not Cloud. Grow up")
Damn
Hi!!!! I'm back everyone, my computer is playing up! Are there any cute girls here?

 

by Baka
6-18-01
You're scary. How do you do it?
Is it a carefully thought out plan of destruction throughout the eras? Genocide? Abusing small children?
No.
Gel.

 

by Baka
6-18-01
"Women, Eh" - Take 1
Women, eh? Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.
Take 2
Women, eh? Can't live with 'em...
Take 3 - And that's a rap!
Women, eh?

 

by Baka
6-18-01
Larry's Definitions #4
Today, the definition of 1337.
1337, a mangled version of the word elite, consists of replacing letters with numbers in order to fool search engines. Used widely today by the online community... ah sod it.
1337 15 1|_|_391|3|_3

 

by Baka
6-18-01
Marty thought it was just a normal day in the desert.
Aww, a cute little squirrel.
Little was he to know...
Tum-te-tum
The horror that was to follow...
La-de-da

 

by Baka
6-18-01
I bet you're wondering what's going on here?

 

by Baka
6-18-01
Finally, my creation is complete!!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!
HOW.CAN.I.SERVE. YOU.MASTER
Bored now.

 

by Baka
6-18-01
WHY.AM.I.HERE?
WHAT.IS.MY.PURPOSE?
WHY.DO.I.HAVE.SUCH. A.DUMB.VOICE?

 

by Baka
6-18-01
#1: A cute female lead.
#2: Martial Arts, and other assorted violence.
#3: Gratuitious Panty shots.

 

by Baka
6-18-01
I need to become scarier. Help me, O evil one.
OK, one sec...
...

 

by Baka
6-18-01
Larry's Definitions #5
Next, we have the definition of Amnesia.
um...
You may groan.
I forgot.

 

by Baka
6-18-01
Larry's Definitions #6
Next, the definition of Deja Vu.
...
Next, the definition of Deja Vu.

 

by Baka
6-18-01
I am the Grim Reaper. I have come to take your soul to the next realm.
...
Aaaa! A talking rooster!
This body just doesn't have the same feel to it...

 

by Baka
6-18-01
I am the Grim Reaper. I have come to take your soul to the next realm.
You just don't get the same class of mythical being nowadays, do you?
...
I blame marketing.

 

by Baka
6-18-01
You know... I am Death after all - the Grim Reaper.
I'm beginning to think someone's played a practical joke on me.
You think? I used to be in Kiss!

 

by Baka
6-18-01
Look, Mr Devil, sir. I'm really not happy about this body, I don't think it's really giving out the right messages, you know?
No probs.
Ri-i-i-i-ght...

 

by Baka
6-18-01
Y'know, dude, I wonder what we'll be like in 30 years time?
Hmm, I wonder?
Mystical Future Time Warp Thing
Whoa!
Whoa!
30 Years On...
Wow, remember what we were like 30 years ago?
Nope...

 

by Baka
6-18-01
Finally, through the miracle of science, we can translate "Fem-Speak" into plain English. Here are a few examples:
Don't you love me anymore?
"Buy Me Presents"
It's not you, it's me!
"It's Not Me, It's You"
Isn't this interesting?
Of course I don't mind if you go out for a drink with your friends!
"Walk Out That Door And You're Dead"

 

by Baka
6-18-01
More Fem-Speak Translations...
Yes
"No"
No
"No"
Hmm...
Maybe
"No"

 

by Baka
6-18-01
WHY.AM.I.HERE?
WHAT.IS.MY. PURPOSE?
Don't look at me, I just work here.

 

by Baka
6-18-01
WHAT.DO.YOU.DO?
Not much.
WHY.ARE. YOU.HERE?
Dunno.
CAN.YOU.DO. ANYTHING?
I'm running Windows, I could probably crash for ya!

 

by Baka
6-19-01
Welcome to "Tragic Accidents in your own home". Bill has just had some bad news.
My... mum is dead?
Bill has made the mistake of reading this bad news while holding a knife.
ARGH!
Watch, as he tragically saws his leg off.
No... reason... to.. live...
What did we learn today, children? Yes, that's right, don't eat Asparagus on top of a chicken dinner.

 

by Baka
6-19-01
Welcome to "Tragic Accidents in your own home". Bill has just had some bad news.
My... mum is dead?
Bill has made the mistake of reading this bad news while holding a knife.
ARGH!
Watch, as he tragically saws his leg off.
No... reason... to.. live...
What did we learn today, children? Yes, that's right, don't eat Asparagus on top of a chicken dinner.

 

by Baka
6-19-01
And now, a Public Service Announcement
We apologise for posting the same strip twice there. We blame marketing.
The people responsible for this error will now be shot.
Wow, that's something I've wanted to see happen for a LONG time!
True, True...

 

by Baka
6-19-01
Welcome to "Tragic Accidents in your own home", Part 2. Bill has just had some more bad news.
...My Dad's dead too?
This time, Bill has made the mistake of reading the letter while carrying a hammer. You'd think he'd have learnt by now.
Can't... go... on...
Yes, you guessed it. He's managed to accidentally hammer a nail into his head.
AAAAH!
What mistake has he made this time, children? Yes, he's forgotten to pull the plug out of the bath before dissecting a pig in it.

 

by Baka
6-19-01
Welcome to "Tragic Accidents in your own home", Part 3. Bill has just had yet more bad news.
No! My Hamster, Fluffy!!!!
So, of course, Bill has climbed into a bin full of meths.
No...more... he was so...cute..
I'm beginning to give up on Bill...
Now, children, what has he done wrong this time? Yes, he forgot his green cross code. What a silly boy he is.

 

by Baka
6-19-01
Welcome to "Behind the Scenes of Tragic Accidents" Due to the insane stupidity of Bill, the series has been cut. So here are some Behind the Scenes looks at the show. First, here's Bill in his dressin
No, he never changes.
Next, meet the special effects team. Scared yet?
Finally, meet our sweet-voiced angelic "morals" commentator. This is the person who gives those wacky morals at the end of each episode.
Fizzle bop salad green pants ricecakes!
See why we got cancelled now?

 

by Baka
6-19-01
We here at Squirrel Productions would like to make an apology.
To our good friend, Captain Colostomy.
It seems he feels that we stole his line way back at the start of our Comic-creating spree.
"I am ass! Hear me roar!"
So, to him, we say sorry.
Yep. Have you got the parp-a-tron fixed yet?

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