Tragic Accidents

Author: Baka

Date: June 19, 2001

by Baka
6-19-01
Welcome to "Tragic Accidents in your own home". Bill has just had some bad news.
My... mum is dead?
Bill has made the mistake of reading this bad news while holding a knife.
ARGH!
Watch, as he tragically saws his leg off.
No... reason... to.. live...
What did we learn today, children? Yes, that's right, don't eat Asparagus on top of a chicken dinner.