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| Dude, I never knew getting dumped was so painful. | |
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| Uh, she was wrong for you? Plenty o' fish in the sea? | |
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| Don't try and make me feel better! I had the best thing in the world and I blew it! I hate myself. | |
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| There there. Don't blame yourself. Although you might have not mentioned that you were masturbating to her voice. | |
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| SHUT UP! Phones don't talk. | |
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| Aww, c'mon baby. I can show you what phone sex is really about. :) | |
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