The Shame of War by Banjo6-22-03 teh guy wuz fukn dead, 4 reel! here is a jon dere letter 4 u, k fukoff now k, i 8 it TEH DRAMA UNFOLDEDED 4 liek an hour n shit d00d, ure brother is teh died in World War 133 odarn, give me his dogtags 4 Fuk Sakes BUT TI WAS 2 LATE! okewl okewl
Don't try to impress your friends. by Banjo6-22-03 Teh Officer was arrest me ono, i hopes tehy dont find my stash look buddy, we are go downtown to arrest u Back at teh precintct, with his pratner! did u find my stash, guy? no srry u ken go coz ure paperclip Teh Bum wuz just in TIME! So i shots teh fat cops in teh peen u aint bad, i wears teh nike, 4 reel
Crucified for the right reasons by Banjo6-22-03 teh Jesuses were liek cellmates ohi jesus, wut u in 4? i drew a picture of teh most evil thing on teh planet ONO JESUS, WHY U DID THAT? ono!! how evil could it be? beyond EVIL!, here, i show u, guy HERE IS TEH PICTURE! ure shoe is untied, be careful, m8 thx
Recycling of Souls by Banjo6-22-03 Tehy just culdnt believe it! I can't believe i wuz reincarnated as a skelton! 'n a 70's pr0n star! Teh BOMB BLU THEM UP, K? ono! now i m a animals i no! im a fish now FFS Lief wurks in mystery ways! wts, im a skelton again my bewbs r liek fukn on teh ground, m8
For Digger by Banjo6-25-03 Banjo tells Digger she loves him in their giant robot throw up factory. Digger agrees. GRAAAAAAA KeUSudh!!!!! Glug gloid The factory explodes. o NO! !!!GRAAAAAAA$%@KeUSudh&%$^%@!!!!! !!Glug^%$%gloid@$#!! unharmed, they buy a door. Banjo thinks its nice. Digger agrees GRAAAAAAA KeUSudh?? Glug gloid!
Pirates and people and phones and monsters and motion blurs. by Banjo6-26-03 Awright! Balonga and Telephone Cords!! i peed my pants a couple times... yarg? Gaww Where'd my stupid sammitch go? gaww.. GAWW! dyke! Yaarg! I cant believe you peed your pants again.. Yaarg! yarg.... yarg? dyke!....... yar....g
whathe by Banjo6-26-03 There once was a hungry thing I want to eat your purple blazer I guess you cant because my hands are stuck on my hips. see? But she said no I think I broke my arm I have a red vest. Come back later So I killer her I fuckin ate way to many fire ants When Im done chewing on my neck, can I touch your red skirt?
holy moly by Banjo6-28-03 Just when they thought... o no! You've found me! I found you. I have your lock but then.... no. not now. feeding time. oh what the hell she thought bandaid la la la.. kitchen me too!