the beginning of an epic saga

Author: BanzaiCarter

Date: September 27, 2003

by BanzaiCarter
9-27-03
At the hall of Justice...
What you need, my dear friend, is some good ol' fashioned pornography
my cancerous prostate prevents me from achieving the stae of erections
Then you must commit the harikai of midnight soy. Here, take this
my arthritus and my lack of mental capacity restricts me form handling a firearm.
JUST THEN
LOOK! I AM REALLY A ROBOT
the foundations of my birth were all lies.