American markets in action! HULK SMASH

Author: BanzaiCarter

Date: September 27, 2003

by BanzaiCarter
9-27-03
NEW POSSIBLY HOMOSEXUAL EVIL THREATENS THE CITY(s)
Mwahahaha! My plot to use cartoon likenesses to market tobacco products to children is almost complete.
NOT SO FAST!!!
IT IS THE LEGENDARY HERO WHO DEVOURED THE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION
What?! You again! Well, you won't foil my brilliant get rich quick shenanigans again! Behold my power!
It is I, Heroic Clown!
THE MORAL; EAT ALL YOUR GREENS
YOU BELONG TO ME NOW!!!
PLEASE LIGHT ME ON FIRE AND INHALE MY PRODUCED POISONOUS GASES