The future of video games.

Author: BanzaiCarter

Date: September 28, 2003

by BanzaiCarter
9-28-03
COMING SOON: Final Fantasy XXXXIII: a sequal to Final Fantasy: XXX
WOROFOFORROFRR
I AM AN EVIL VILLAIN(yes i am a boy btw) WHO IS GOING TO TRY TO DESTROY THE WORLD IN AN ELABORATE MANNER BUT WILL POSSIBLY BE STOPPED AT THE LAST SECOND
this game will be played on the OUTERNet(which is EXTREME and a hundred times better than the internet) and you'll have to pay an absurdly high monthly fee to play it.
Here's your bill, sir. Wow, you're fucked. Did they kiss you first?
OH FUCK MY HEAD. MY DEADEND JOB AS A SEMEN SALESMAN WILL NOT BE ABLE TO COVER THIS
and this game is laced with PCP and crack coccaine, so the game will replace your life. Also, it will physically consume you and feed off of your life energies.
MUST HAVE MORE EXP. NOOOO I AM DEAD I LOST EVERYthign.
Wow.