Why you should wear diapers

Author: BanzaiCarter

Date: September 28, 2003

by BanzaiCarter
9-28-03
in a galaxy far away
excuse me, m'am, i have to make poopys.
THIS WAY, SIRR.
just then
hmmm, i have that this is the feces depository...
Winners don't do drugs.
OH FUCK WHAT HAVE I DONE? I'M IN HELL AND I HAVE NOT EXPELLED MY FECES!!! I'M DOOMED!
you're just in time for Dr. Phil's standup!