fuck Dr. Phil

Author: BanzaiCarter

Date: September 28, 2003

by BanzaiCarter
9-28-03
today on Dr. Phil...
Hello, today we are discussing the obese, like this fatty. See, the reason you are fat is because you eat so much. if you only ate when you had to, you wouldn't be fat.
Now, you should start exercising and not eating so goddamned much, and maybe you won't be so fucking fat anymore, you whale. if you continue on like this eskimos will kil you and salvage your blubber.
How the hell did you get your job?
That will be $150. Buy my new book, "How to feel good about yourself when you're a worthless loser."