IT'S CAPTAIN JESUS AND THE GANG

Author: BanzaiCarter

Date: September 30, 2003

by BanzaiCarter
9-30-03
TODAY ON CAPTAIN JESUS AND THE GANG
HAY KIDS LETS DO SMOKE CRACK COCCAINE AND VIOLATE EVERY LAW OF HUMANITY IN EXISTANCe
yay! I love you, Captain Jesus!!!!!!!!!!
captain jesus does his favorite pastime; sodomizing ducks!
OH YEAH BABY I SAVE A SPECIAL SPOT IN HEAVEN FOR YOU, HUNNY
QUACK
Captain Jesus GONE TOO FAR
Oh no! my unbridled special antics caused the apocalypse! I'll bvlame it on this homless hobo with no food.
i sleep in trash