Time for the fake news.

Author: BanzaiCarter

Date: October 1, 2003

by BanzaiCarter
10-01-03
TIME FROM CHANNEL 77 NEWS DESK
Today in Iraq, american soldiers killed 500 innocents and 50 americans were killed by a single terrorist. this is a tragedy.
The nation's deficit just went down to 500 zillion dollars, and President Bush publicly stated that he "hates them homersexuals, negros, jews, women, small animals, and children."
this just in! Bush's approval rating just went up to 500%.
YEEHAW! GOD BLESS AMERICA