The unholy church of Dat Phan

Author: BanzaiCarter

Date: October 1, 2003

by BanzaiCarter
10-01-03
It is I! Dat Phan, the antichrist! Look at me! I'm not funny and chinese! Look at me be chinese! Hoy hoy hoy hoy hoy! shinwa bokchoi!
Hoy hoy hoy hoy! I like rice! I'm so hilarious! me likey fortune cookies! come bathe in the blood of virgins with me and urinate on crucifixes.
ok
and tehn god distroyed dat phan and his gay followers