Excel Saga: the fecal-quality create-a-comic

Author: BanzaiCarter

Date: October 2, 2003

by BanzaiCarter
10-02-03
Authorization
I, Koshi Rikdo, hereby give my permission to make Excel Saga into a lackluster create-a-comic product.
I am Excel Excel! A cliched anime blonde who must talk in run-on sentences! I am a part of the idealistic group ACROSS, lead by Lord Ilpalazzo to quell the ignorant masses! Hail Ilpalazzo!
Excel, my loyal toilet scrubber, cripples are becoming too big a threat to ACROSS! They make the ignorant masses even more ignorant with their lack of walking ability. You must hunt them down.
come back here you goddamn cripple! i am Excel Excel, agent of ACROSS, and I must kill you in the name of Ilpalazzo!
I'm no cripple! I'm Nabeshin! Look at my afro!