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| I, Koshi Rikdo, hereby give my permission to make Excel Saga into a lackluster create-a-comic product. | |
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| I am Excel Excel! A cliched anime blonde who must talk in run-on sentences! I am a part of the idealistic group ACROSS, lead by Lord Ilpalazzo to quell the ignorant masses! Hail Ilpalazzo! | |
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| Excel, my loyal toilet scrubber, cripples are becoming too big a threat to ACROSS! They make the ignorant masses even more ignorant with their lack of walking ability. You must hunt them down. | |
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| come back here you goddamn cripple! i am Excel Excel, agent of ACROSS, and I must kill you in the name of Ilpalazzo! | |
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| I'm no cripple! I'm Nabeshin! Look at my afro! | |
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