Arnold 's induction into the Republican Hall of Doom.

Author: BanzaiCarter

Date: October 10, 2003

by BanzaiCarter
10-10-03
After Arnold won the election, a meeting was called in the GOP Hall of Doom.
John Ashcroft: Congratulations on your victory, Arnold! Now we are going to induct you into our dark occult organization.
Schwarzeneggar: THANK YEW VEREE MUCH FOR THE SUPPOWT, I WILL CRUSH THE CYBAWG AWMEE
Fat White Rich Business Man Who was against Integration: Shhh! Quick, the satanic rituals are about to begin!
Donald Rumsfeld: I BELONG TO NOBODY!!!!!!!
And now, we being our ceremony with a reading by Dark Minister Rush Limbaugh from the Necronomicon
Omous, Satanous, crypitous, Too many Jews... too many blacks... ovos... kill Muslims.... raivas delta...