Fuck The Rubber Chicken

Author: BanzaiCarter

Date: November 29, 2003

by BanzaiCarter
11-29-03
Chad: LOOK AT ME WRITE A SHITTY ARTICLE ABOUT HOW I HAD THE FLU OMG WTF BEN PASS THE VIBRATOR
Hyle: I just wrote a hilarious parody of Star Wars but it will be overlooked fort he sake of some unfunny shit about other staffers writing fake letters to the Olsen Twins for christssake
Aussie Ben: I'M AUSTRALIAN, MATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE ALL ARE, GUVNA
HappyBob: Well, chap, what is a good way to cover up our obvious lack of talent and wit? Oh, I know....
RANDOM CLICHED WACKINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look! It's a search ENGINE LIKE GOOGLE EXCEPT SPELLED "POOGLE" OMG LOLOLOL HOW OFFENSIVE AND WACKY
LOOK!!!!!!!! I'M A SOCK PUPPET AND I'M GOING TO SAY ARSE! ARSE! L9OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLLLLOOOOOLLLLO SPOON CORNBREADS WTF