LOL SUNDAES

Author: BanzaiCarter

Date: May 15, 2004

by BanzaiCarter
5-15-04
NEXT WEEK ON THER SIMPSONS, SMITHERS GOES ON A DATE WITH GUEST STAR CLAY AIKEN
I love you, american idol star and pop star Clay Aiken, but I'm more turned on by wrinkled, shrivelled up penises like my boss, Mr. Burns. Let's have a threesome!
I'M IN POSITION TO RECEIVE YOU! I CAN'T SING WORTH A SHIT!
HOMER SIMPSON CHALLENGES GUEST STAR RUBEN STUDDERS TO A PIE EATING CONTEST
It's Maerican Idol star and pop cultural icon, Ruben Studders! I challenge you to a pie consumption duel!
HEEEY HEEEEY HEEEEEY I KIDNAP AND EAT HOBOS HOLY SHIT I'M FAT
AND OUR BARELY MOTIVATED WRITERS ARE RAPED AND BEATEN TO MAKE NEW EPISODES
More celebrities! *WHIP!* More inane references to pop culture! *WHIP!*
Stop, stop! I'm already dead! :(