Mike the bitch #4

Author: Barf2

Date: June 9, 2004

by Barf2
6-09-04
Fuck, what the fuck do you want to do now, fuck bitch cock monkey shit coated buttfucking dino-bitch?
I need to sleep, gather food for the winter, and kill some innocent children. Go fuck a hoe.
Mike does exactly what his homosexual dinosaur partner suggests...
Het stud. What do you want?
I need some "action" if you know what I mean.
Blowjobs are $50, handjobs are $25, ass play is $100, pussy is $125, titty is $10 per titty, and if you get anything in my eyes it's an additional $30.
Uhhh... I got a buck.