Mike the bitch #11

Author: Barf2

Date: June 9, 2004

by Barf2
6-09-04
...And so life went on for the next three months. I'd like to tell you that they lived happily ever after, but that just isn't the case when it comes to Mike...
I love you!
And I, you.
But then things went wrong...
Hey, what are you doing? Where's my dino--er... My priest... slash... boyfriend...?
Son, you're a victim of child moe-less-tation... Do you need any comforting?
WHAT?! No I'm not! I'm not even a kid! I'm an adult, I just genitically manipulated my body to become a kid so that we could be happier together!