Mike the bitch #18 - the quest for presidential status

Author: Barf2

Date: June 9, 2004

by Barf2
6-09-04
And so Mike addressed the nation for the second time in his life...
If you vote for me, I'll pull us out of Iraq!
Booooo! I love war, and I love Bush! Boooo!!!
...So that when we nuke the fuckers we don't kill any of our soilders!
Yaaaaaaay! I love war, and I love Bush! Yaaaaay!
If you vote for me, I'll do anything you want!
Yaaaaaay! I have no clue what's going on! I vote for the chessboard!