Mike the bitch #20

Author: Barf2

Date: June 9, 2004

by Barf2
6-09-04
I did not have sexual relations with that--okay, I did. But I only payed a buck so I doesn't count.
Booooooo! You suck! Yaaaaay! The chessboard is only human... er... something... we've all got urges!
LOOK AT THAT SEXY BITCH SITTING UP FRONT! DON'T YOU WISH YOU HAD SOME PEPSI?!
WE ALL KNOW YOU WANT TO GAZE UPON HER BIG JUICEY TITTIES!!!
If you vote for me... I'll look into hydrogen powered cars. I'll help the global warming problem. I'll kill all the homeless!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! CHESSBOARD! CHESSBOARD!!! CHESS... ect...