Mike the bitch #23 - The Final Presidential Debate

Author: Barf2

Date: June 9, 2004

by Barf2
6-09-04
Question #1: What will you do with the situation in Iraq?
Fuck them! Nuke the sonuvabitches!
It's a delicate situation. With the mess GW Bush made going into Iraq, for no reason I might add, I'd clean that mess up, move our troops out of there, and continue to help maintain their government.
Question #2: With global warming heating up the world, what will you do to stop this?
Fuck global warming! My plan is that if the world is really hot then skin colors will darken over time and soon we'll all be black and racism will end!
The amount of CO2 factories spew is ridiculous. I'd get them to lower the CO2 and I'd monitor their activities aggresively.
Question #3: China has advanced to space travel. What effect will this have on your presidency?
Their commies! Fuck 'em! I'll nuke their asses!
I wouldn't worry so much about them. Their stock market seems to be doing a good job converting their nation to a capitolism. Give it another fifty years and they'll be just like us Americans!