Mike the bitch #24

Author: Barf2

Date: June 9, 2004

by Barf2
6-09-04
Question #4 (Final question): What will be your primary goal as President?
Goal? Who said anything about a goal? Hell, I'd just nuke Iraq, colonize the sun, and land the moon!
To heal the Ozone, make peace with our rival nations, and get rid of the national debt.
VOTE COUNT: Chessboard: 200 million :::: Pig: 50 million
I knew I'd win!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
As my first act as President, I order this pig to death!!!
FUCK THIS COUNTRY!