Mike the bitch #30

Author: Barf2

Date: June 9, 2004

by Barf2
6-09-04
Later that day...
How could I let this happen...?!
Hello, President Mike. I come with news from the oracle. You must come at once.
Oracle? What...? What's an oracle? Is that like... the whale that has big white eyes and stars in movies like Free Willy... and Free Willy 2... and Free Willy 3... and Free Willy: The Land Before Time
Er... An oracle is like an old chubby woman who foresees the future. Yeah... Just go see her!
Where is this "oracle?"
Just follow the smell of the cookies.