Mike the bitch #54 - Opinions highten your sperm count

Author: Barf2

Date: June 10, 2004

by Barf2
6-10-04
The opinions stated in this comic do not reflect the opinions shared by the creator. Well, a little bit... No, yeah, they do. 100%
Hi kids. You may know me as Mike, or The President, or that stupid character on the fucking stupid webcomic on that lame-ass site... Well, I'm here today to express my opinions.
Girls hate guys for being sex crazed dogs. Well, we guys hate how you girls are all nit-picky and girlish and emotional and bleed and are angry all the time!
So... Girls need emotional help, so us guys provide that. So then you girls should provide us guys with hot sweaty dirty sex! It's only fair!
I agree! I put out all the time, and I'm the happiest woman ever!