Mike the bitch #59 - Little Mikey grows up to become...

Author: Barf2

Date: June 10, 2004

by Barf2
6-10-04
I don't know what you heard about me... But if a bitch can't get a dollar outta me. No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see... That I'm a motherfucking P.I.M.P!!!
Growing up in the wilderness, receiving education only from old seventies magazines left over from old Jason movies in the woods... that's hard on a kid.
*sigh*
But Little Mikey adapted well and even started rapping.
What's up... Nah... Whassup... Yeah. Whassup mah nigga!