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| My clit is super-stimulated with a twist of dots, nacho-cheese, and liqourish shoved up my wet pussy! | |
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| The theater's a great place to give (or get) blowjobs because it's so dark. | |
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| I get so arroused when ice-cubes rub against my nipples that my clit feels like a boner! | |
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| If you put a hole in the popcorn bucket and put your dick in it, your bitch can jack you off and it'll seem like she's just getting some popcorn! | |
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| My doctor says I'm over-orgasmic, and that my heart can't take it anymore. | |
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| My last one-night-stand's dick and heart exploded. So remember kids: only 3-4 orgasms a week! | |
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