Mike the bitch #75 - Tyra Banks is sexy. Billy Banks isn't.

Author: Barf2

Date: July 2, 2004

by Barf2
7-02-04
So, uh... Are you my momz?
Yeah! Oh, I'm so happy! Let's fuck!
Candy, he's your son.
Yeah! 'Sides, girls have kooties.
Meanwhile at Mike's place...
Mike the Biatch? I'm running for President again. Can I have your vote?
Yeah right! Have you seen gas prices?! NINETY FIVE A GALLON! Do I look like a guy who spends 95 bucks for a gallon of gas?