Mike the bitch #109 - The Old Guy :: Dark Force Rising...

Author: Barf2

Date: July 5, 2004

by Barf2
7-05-04
Meanwhile...
Earth is gone...? Then where are we?!
'Lo humown. 'Lo. I brung newz from master. Eart'. Eart' went da boom. Iz no more.
Cut to General America...!
Oh my god... Underground water canals... Hmm! My spider-sense tells me that the dark power is at the other end of this canal.
:: INTERMISSION ::
I got an infection from humping the butter machine while it was on.
Which is why you should always hump ketchup bottles instead!