Poop Keeper #1 - Teh Case of teh missing poop

Author: Barf2

Date: July 5, 2004

by Barf2
7-05-04
Jon's beautiful house...
Alright, son, I have to go to work. Why, you ask? Because it's my duty to keep the streets clear of rapists, child-molestors, murderers, and poop thieves... Love you, bye.
Later that day...
So you say you were scooping poop when you hear some whispering, and then a shadowy figure takes some of your poop and runs away?
No, I wasn't scooping poop... I was taking a shit when this little kid runs by and takes it!
I'll get right on it. The fee for the inspection is $999.95... Send it to my office.
What the fuck?! Now you listen here, Mr. Agent... I ain't payin' shit!