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| Alright, son, I have to go to work. Why, you ask? Because it's my duty to keep the streets clear of rapists, child-molestors, murderers, and poop thieves... Love you, bye. | |
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| So you say you were scooping poop when you hear some whispering, and then a shadowy figure takes some of your poop and runs away? | |
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| No, I wasn't scooping poop... I was taking a shit when this little kid runs by and takes it! | |
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| I'll get right on it. The fee for the inspection is $999.95... Send it to my office. | |
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| What the fuck?! Now you listen here, Mr. Agent... I ain't payin' shit! | |
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