Mike the bitch #127 - Killing them softly... with this song

Author: Barf2

Date: July 8, 2004

by Barf2
7-08-04
YOU GOD DAMNED ALIEN BASTARDS! LET ME OUT!!!
Mike?
Huh? Oh, thought I smelled cabbage (athank you). How'd you know my name, midget?
You're the one who we thought would save us... I guess we were wrong. :'(
Meanwhile, in a spaceport on the moon...
Are the dropships ready, General?
Sir, yes, sir. The ships are fueled up and the Mooncraft is ready for liftoff.