THE RETURN OF MIKE THE BEEEEOTCH!!!

Author: Barf2

Date: December 21, 2004

by Barf2
12-21-04
Oh Em Gee, mom... It's MIKE!
NOOO!!! CANDY, RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!
Wait... What teh fuck is going on?
COME ON CANDY!!! WE CAN'T DO SHIT AT THIS POINT!
NO! OH NO! MIKE! WHAT ABOUT MIKE?! I NEED TO HAVE HIS BIG JUICEY COCK IN MY ASS ONE MORE TIME!!!
OMGOMGOMG Drama
PULL YOUR SELF THE FUCK TOGETHER, CANDY! HE WOULD'VE WANTED YOU TO GO ON TO FUCK SOME OTHER POOR LIMP-DICKED FELLOW!
But... he... I... Ooooh--YOU'RE RIGHT! I hate to say it, but... I must leave Mike the Bitch. :'( teh cry