Mike the beeotch #7 :: If you believe in God... READ THIS!!!

Author: Barf2

Date: December 22, 2004

by Barf2
12-22-04
Yo Satan, my man! Whaddup my nigga?
Not much, homes... I was gonna invade Heaven later today and kill that cock-sucking bitch.
You mean God?
Yes. Yes, I mean fucking God. God is a dickweed. He tells me, "No Lucifer! You must do what I tell you! Follow my commandments, or else...!"
Then what?
I asked him, "Why the fuck should I do what you say?" He said, "I created you!" I said, "So?" Then the motherfucker kicks me out of Heaven. I was like, "What a fucking asshole!"