Mike the beeotch #8 :: Origin of the Holy Bible

Author: Barf2

Date: December 22, 2004

by Barf2
12-22-04
Satan... How did this all come to be? You in Hell, God in Heaven, good and evil. See, I never read the bible or anything, so...
Just as well. The bible is all lies. It was written by a drunk Greek who was personally, and literally, thrown out of Plato's Academy by Plato himself.
Wow.
Yeah... He hid the bible in a time capsule. Later, during the uprise of Christianity after that buttfucking Jesus guy was killed... The bible was dug up by a coupla' Jews.
So this Greek guy somehow predicted the birth of Jesus and everything?
Well... He did study with Plato. If that changes anything.