Mike the beeotch #13 :: Cool. Yeah.

Author: Barf2

Date: December 22, 2004

by Barf2
12-22-04
Whoa. Then what?
Then I moved out. Looked around, and found this bigass empty lot. I called it Hell, named after my first wife: Hellen. And that's it.
Wow. That's pretty interesting. But... I thought you were gay?
Well... I was. But then I found myself face-fucking this broad named Hellen. So since then I've been bisexual.
If you're masturbating to this. Please. Do so with caution.
Cool.
Yeah.