Mike the beeotch #18 :: Some seriously hot shit

Author: Barf2

Date: December 23, 2004

by Barf2
12-23-04
That was some good buttsex. My ass is inflamed, but I feel... who the fuck is this chump?
Mike, I know who you are, I'm Jack... 'O. My name is Jack'O. Listen. I can get you out. But first you gotta do something for... me.
Um.
No, shh! Don't speak. Listen. I can get you out. But first you gotta buttfuck me. What size condoms do you take? Speak!
OMG I'M SO CLEVER!
Um. Those ones are my size... The "Pink-Finger Kids' Sized Deluxe."
Wow! Just how small is that dick of yours?