Captain's Log #1 :: Officially... I must say... It's hard.

Author: Barf2

Date: December 23, 2004

by Barf2
12-23-04
Day 1: My journey has just began, and already my porn tapes are calling out to me.
Must... Stay away... Must resist... Must... not... masturbate!
I... Must... Keep my mind... Occupied on something... I must not jerk... my willy!
Must... Be strong... Must not... Think of sex... Must ignore boner. Must...