Happy fuckin' New Years, - Mike the Bitch

Author: Barf2

Date: January 1, 2005

by Barf2
1-01-05
So... You gonna destroy the world THIS time?
I was thinking about it... But, see, it's gotta be a big year. Like the turn of the millennium.
Well then why the fuck didn't you do it in 2000?
I lost my virginity in 2000. There was no way in hell I was gonna conquer Earth instead of buttfucking that hottie.
HAPPEH NEW FUCKING YEARS, BITCHES!
So... What are you gonna do New Years then?
Lose my virginity again.