The Happy Church #4 :: War of the Worlds pt. 3

Author: Barf2

Date: January 15, 2005

by Barf2
1-15-05
Meanwhile, on the red plains of Mars' surface...
Is it done?
Yes. America is now occupied by the forces of Mars.
Good...! GOOD! Now on to phase two! Start crashing your flying saucers into national monuments tomorrow! BECAUSE I HATE THEIR ALLAH DAMN FREEDOM!!!
Um... Alright then...
Good. Now leave me alone... I must stick a rod into my peehole, and masturbate Allah's little soilder.
Holy shit, I'm getting the fuck outta here!