THE INTRO THE INTRO THE INTRO!!! Heh.

Author: Barf2

Date: May 29, 2008

by Barf2
5-29-08
I KNEW DIS SHIT'D BE CRAZY ALREADY NIGGA!
M'kay, ssso today we're going to measure each others peenies.
DAYUM CRACKAH! YOU DUN GOT A HUGE CRACKAH-CAK!
Why yes. Yes I do. Would you like to measure it?
DIS AIN'T DA KINDA THANG I DO!!!
At this point... I knew I would never be the same again.
Jimal, or Tirese, or Ray-Ray... whatever your name is... I'm going to touch you now.
I CAYUNT STOP LOOKING AT YO CAK, CRACKAH!