How to Escape Eternal Torment

Author: Bargaintuan

Date: February 7, 2003

by Bargaintuan
2-07-03
Hello, little girl. I'm Satan, Prince of Darkness.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am. I am Lucifer, once God's most beloved angel, now ruler of the Underworld.
What's that behind you, then?
Huh?
See ya!