Delusions of Grandeur

Author: Bargaintuan

Date: February 8, 2003

by Bargaintuan
2-08-03
I AM THE WAY AND THE LIGHT!
No you're not! I am!
THROUGH ME ALONE CAN YOU MAKE IT TO THE BATHROOM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!
You're getting warmer...
OK, can I just be the Light? You can still be the Way...
Uh, sure. *sigh*