The Book of Unemployment, Chapter 2

Author: Bargaintuan

Date: February 16, 2003

by Bargaintuan
2-16-03
"And thus the seat at the right hand of the Father was sold on eBay for $35." Unemployment 2:7
Lord!
Hi. I've just been canned.
Jesus Christ! That can't be true!
Don't worry, you've still got the Virgin Mary, the Apostles, all the Angels and Saints -- plenty of people to pray to.
Then, why are you here in church?
I'm cleaning out some of my stuff. This used to be my house, you know.