The Book of Unemployment, Chapter 5

Author: Bargaintuan

Date: February 16, 2003

by Bargaintuan
2-16-03
"And thus Jesus, Son of God, was given His job back on the third day." Unemployment 5:24
I'm back!
You got your job back, Lord? That's wonderful!
Yep, at double my old salary, too!
How did you manage that?
Turns out there was a clause in my contract about a "second coming"...
Ah!